snack

hears sum the neg i had to memorise its not that i don't like snakes but OH wut do you do win a 24foot Python cums up to you and seas i love you

Example

If I went to school
I would be the fool
As I have no shoes
and it would be in the news.

the shoe wint down (1)

the blue light (2)

to the dew (3)

to git brght (4)

good stuf

These shoes are as boring as a rock.

This salad is as good as a candy cane.

dum

on runescape jagex sold runescape to a man that is dum hy touck a tab a way and is pouting sum kind of noob tab and now you haf to click on the wolf sine to git the dog tab up or to git speerit wolr or chikin to u tak

A Penny's Point of View

I was first created in a bank. Then I was taken out of safe deposit box and taken to Wal-Mart to buy paper. I was dropped into the cash register for five days...long, boring days. Then I was used to make change for a man buying a Nerf long-shot dart gun. I am now in his pocket next to a twenty dollar bill who keeps snickering at me like as if it is so much more important than me. Just because I am a single cent and he is 2,000 cents doesn't mean I am not as important.

The night passed and I was given to the man's son so he could go to the IGA and buy some bubble gum. I was again dropped into the cash register's drawer and laid untouched for another ten days. Then I was given to a five-year-old little boy who just bought a bag of cotton candy. He carried me down the street in his sweaty, sticky palm until he dropped me and I rolled into the gutter. Ker-plunk! Splash!

After swimming through pipes and drains and splashing for hours, I am now sitting at the bottom of a creek watching as the kids dip their toes into the water. A ten-year-old boy keeps walking in deeper and deeper, searching for gold and I hope he will find me. I am working hard to rub my copper-self on rocks so that if the sun catches me just right, my copper will shine enough to catch his eye. Then I can go home in his shoe and be his lucky penny.